murauders:

Fantastic beasts and where Hagrid hides them.

fierceawakening:

argumate:

Wingardium Leviosa Potter, you were named so that every time a teacher yells at you they’re going to make stuff fly around the room. Your mother wanted to call you Fred, but I thought this would be more true to his memory.

okay this one is legit hilarious

maliataete:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

#and there are no pockets because fuck you